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Ummu Alya


felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment


semicastrated:

the difference between โ€œokโ€ and โ€œokayโ€

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notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.


idle-handss:

Men who look at other women while their girlfriends/wives are right beside them make me want to slit their throats.




"The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think."

Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)



theroyaltenenblarghs:

lipstickstainedlove:

descentintotyranny:

Israel begins its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip

Fucking signal boost this shit

This is one of the most horrific things happening in the world and yet I canโ€™t seem to find out any news about it.

Ambulances are being shot by tanks. Doctors, civilians, children playing on the beach and everyone else are all being killed.



  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

"Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship."

Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)


"

ุงู„ู„ู‡ู…โ€ฆ

Oh Allah

ุฅู†ู‘ูŽูƒ ุนููˆู‘ูŒ

You are forgiving

ุชูุญูุจู‘ู ุงู„ุนููˆูŽ

You love to forgive

ูุงุนูู ุนู†ู‘ูŽุง

So forgive us

"

(via thearabianhoney)



Lion City

Happily engaged ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’





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